- me: hey can I get my hair cut short
- parents: no you're not a boy
- me: I don't want to be a girl or a boy
- parents: your birth certificate says you're a girl so you're a girl
- me: it also said 7 pounds 3 ounces things change
- touchin my butt
- touchin ur butt
- no butt touchin
"I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief because there will be so much to look forward to."
Donnie Darko , Dir. Richard Kelly (2001)
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things i used to laugh at
- actual jokes
things i laugh at now
- yard sard
hello this is for u
This picture made my heart so happy
When in doubt, eat her out.
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
Physically, yes I can live without you. I can eat, breathe, and sleep easily without you.
But if I’m not sharing half of a medium pizza with you, then I don’t want to eat.
And if I can’t feel your body move up and down as you breathe, I see no purpose in breathing.
And if I’m not waking up chest deep wrapped in your arms, then I don’t want to sleep.
A Day To Remember - Have Faith In Me