• me: hey can I get my hair cut short
  • parents: no you're not a boy
  • me: I don't want to be a girl or a boy
  • parents: your birth certificate says you're a girl so you're a girl
  • me: it also said 7 pounds 3 ounces things change

rocknrollercoaster:

turns ons:

  • touchin my butt
  • touchin ur butt

turn offs:

  • no butt touchin

the-vampyre:

agabella:

"I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief because there will be so much to look forward to."

Donnie Darko , Dir. Richard Kelly (2001) 

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askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

septemberism94:

amoying:

hello this is for u

This picture made my heart so happy

(Source: addelburgh)

moangood:

When in doubt, eat her out.

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

Physically, yes I can live without you. 
I can eat, breathe, and sleep easily without you.

But if I’m not sharing half of a medium pizza with you, then I don’t want to eat.

And if I can’t feel your body move up and down as you breathe, I see no purpose in breathing.

And if I’m not waking up chest deep wrapped in your arms, then I don’t want to sleep.

i’ve never wanted someone this badly (via the-psycho-cutie)
If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here.
That 70’s Show (via temperare-te)

amewesing:

This is so important

(Source: lizgillies)

born-t0-lose:

A Day To Remember - Have Faith In Me