I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go
dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless
if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you
Calories = Energy
And guess what you need energy for?
Scrolling through Tumblr.
Life. You need energy for life.
Please eat. And please eat ENOUGH.
My favorite thing about feminism is that you literally only have to say the word and BOOM done, men will literally prove your point FOR you
where my heart was.
anatomically, i should’ve answered
‘just to the left of the breastbone.’
but my god that’s not where my heart is at all.
it’s inside you.